"It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny." - [Seth Green]
"My friend Breckin Meyer and I were really bad kids. We drove past this tire store that had a 40-foot inflatable King Kong on the roof and said, "We gotta take him down." So one night we scaled the Blockbuster under construction next door, walked across to the roof on some planks, and sent Kong into the middle of the street. And once we had a taste for it, we refined our skills, put together a crack team, and started doing it all around the city. If anybody put up inflatables-a big pumpkin, a snowman-it was coming down. Because nothing's funnier than a giant snowman bouncing down Ventura Boulevard at 3 a.m." - [Seth Green]
"Doing something because it's quote-unquote a good career move doesn't really appeal to me. There's never a surefire good career move except doing good work." - [Seth Green]
"I passed on "American Pie." When the actors were getting $1 million offers after the movie came out, I was saying I should've rethought my decision. But still today, I can't see myself in that movie." - [Seth Green]
"I certainly appreciate the national love of "The Italian Job", and it's completely warranted. But I don't feel like our movie will compromise anybody else's. Because even if you hate this version, you've still got that one." - [Seth Green]
"Breckin and I would go to Toys R Us and buy six-shooter pistols that made the "ping" noise. Then we'd get off the elevator at a movie theater, take separate entrances and have a showdown in the lobby." - [Seth Green]
"All of my activities are so pedestrian. The extreme sport I play is ping pong. And we play it hard. If any of you suckers want to step up to the table, be ready." - [Seth Green]
"I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married." - [Seth Green]
"Three or four years ago, I got really caught up in the movies people were making, the opportunities they were getting, and I was looking at them with bitterness. As soon as I decided that their career was their career and mine was mine and I would have to serve myself, my attitude changed. I'm as normal as you can be in these circumstances." - [Seth Green]
"After working for 18 years, all of a sudden I became successful on a level where other people knew it. It's not a cat you can put back in the bag." - [Seth Green]
"Breckin Meyer, who I think is one of the best young actors around. Definitely one of the most underused talents around. He is up and coming, just a huge sex symbol. And if there were a man that I was going to be in love with, it would be Breckin Meyer." - [Seth Green when asked what other actors he admires]
